Here’s Paris Hilton showing us once again how much likes cocks… Cockatoos that is. Ha! See what I did there? Comedy gold. I’m pretty sure that’s not even a Cockatoo but for the sake of this post let’s just say it is. I would have preferred to see a little less bird and a little more ass but I’m not the one in charge of the staged vacation pictures. They really do look alike, they share the same beak. Can birds get STD’s?