The Miss California 2010 Pageant Preliminaries

There really isn’t much in this world that I like more than a good old fashion bikini contest, so here are some pictures from the Miss California 2010 Pageant preliminaries. Fashion shows are pretty damn boring so as far as bikini contests go this isn’t exactly titillating, I mean there aren’t even any thongs or pools of jell-o or water pistols filled with baby oil. I guess pictures of hot women desperate for attention in bikinis and heels are good enough for now.

Britney Spears In A Bikini While Vacationing In Sidney

Here’s Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in.. ya you guessed it by the direction of her nipples; Australia! Other than her poorly placed baby feeders, Britney is almost worthy of “MILF” status. I would’ve never thought a year ago, I’d be saying that, but I’m glad she turned herself around because it is much easier to write about her ass, than her f$#ked up psychological problems.

Ashley Tisdale In Her Sexy Bikini In Cabo

After posting pictures of Rihanna’s creepy loose thighs I needed something to help me un-see that image so here’s Ashley Tisdale in her bikini in Cabo. This is a good formula to remember after witnessing something as tragic as inner thigh cellulite. Quickly head to Hollywood and find pictures of a young woman who is sort of a celebrity but not really and clear your mind by enjoying pictures of her in her little bikini. Think of it as a chick sorbet meant to cleanse the palette. You’re welcome.

Vienna Girardi Hot Sexy Bikini Pictures

Here’s that chick Vienna Girardi from that annoying show where desperate women try to land a husband but end up looking like attention seeking morons. I wouldn’t exactly call her a celebrity, but she’s wearing a bikini and showing off a decently plump ass so why the hell not. Luckily most of the pictures are from behind so we don’t have to see her face. There were some much hotter chicks on that show that I would have chosen ahead of her… If I watched the show of course.

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I have to tell you just how hot supermodel Candice Swanepoel is, so just take a moment or two to peruse through a few of these pictures of her in various little bikinis. Are you done yet? I didn’t think so, I’ll wait. Nice right? The girl is just incredibly hot, I’m pretty sure that ass of hers could end a lot of wars… And probably start more than a few. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Little Black Bikini Pictures

These are quite possibly the very first candid Megan Fox bikini pictures I’ve ever had on the site, it’s an exciting day. I’m guessing she’s trying to show off her body and get back on the gossip sites so that she won’t completely disappear from site now that she’s been dropped from Transformers 3. I’m ok with that, but I would have her lose about 185lbs of douche while she’s at it. A hot single Megan Fox is a good thing. Look at those abs, I could wash my testicles on those things. Pretty please.