The Miss California 2010 Pageant Preliminaries

There really isn’t much in this world that I like more than a good old fashion bikini contest, so here are some pictures from the Miss California 2010 Pageant preliminaries. Fashion shows are pretty damn boring so as far as bikini contests go this isn’t exactly titillating, I mean there aren’t even any thongs or pools of jell-o or water pistols filled with baby oil. I guess pictures of hot women desperate for attention in bikinis and heels are good enough for now.

Vienna Girardi Hot Sexy Bikini Pictures

Here’s that chick Vienna Girardi from that annoying show where desperate women try to land a husband but end up looking like attention seeking morons. I wouldn’t exactly call her a celebrity, but she’s wearing a bikini and showing off a decently plump ass so why the hell not. Luckily most of the pictures are from behind so we don’t have to see her face. There were some much hotter chicks on that show that I would have chosen ahead of her… If I watched the show of course.

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I have to tell you just how hot supermodel Candice Swanepoel is, so just take a moment or two to peruse through a few of these pictures of her in various little bikinis. Are you done yet? I didn’t think so, I’ll wait. Nice right? The girl is just incredibly hot, I’m pretty sure that ass of hers could end a lot of wars… And probably start more than a few. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Little Black Bikini Pictures

These are quite possibly the very first candid Megan Fox bikini pictures I’ve ever had on the site, it’s an exciting day. I’m guessing she’s trying to show off her body and get back on the gossip sites so that she won’t completely disappear from site now that she’s been dropped from Transformers 3. I’m ok with that, but I would have her lose about 185lbs of douche while she’s at it. A hot single Megan Fox is a good thing. Look at those abs, I could wash my testicles on those things. Pretty please.

Kelly Brook’s Dangerous Bikini Pictures

Kelly Brook has been all over the site lately, showing off her amazing little ass and flashing her sexy midriff, so of course I’m going to put up some pictures of her in her bikini in the pages of FHM magazine. I’m not an idiot. I don’t like that she’s so close to those big cats, dangerous, I wouldn’t want her to get a scratch on that tight little body. Although I would be more than happy to nurse her back to health here in mother’s basement.